funny stories

a line of battlemen standing at attention, in a line, ready for inspection by the main general . . . the general makes his way down the line admonishing the finely polished sheilds and armour of the men of bravery. He comes by the poleman and says, " My! You sure do have an interesting shield there battleman." and the polish battleman replies, "Sir, my screen door is standing, polished and ready to go general!"