Fore-score and some years in the nearer future, there is cat floating out in outer space. It sends out space signals in the form of a meow. It has whiskers, but they are no ordinary whiskers. They are wave receptors. They pick up on radio waves from space. This cat inturrprets alien signals and languges. At the fist sign of an alien encounter, this cat serves as our earthen ambassador. Meow. We call him . . . spacey cat.
At the turn of a can of tuna, we hear the most menevolent cry. It's a cat. It is no cry like any other cry you have ever heard on planet earth, it's so gut wrenching that it causes looks of horror upon the faces of those who hear it. Once you have heard it, you will never want to hear it again, that is why we sent him into space.
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