Adventures of space apple: Valentine's Day
it was Valentine's Day. the space apple waited at his desk. what was he waiting for? a Valentine's Day card of course, he had been waiting for that special day for almost a whole week now. he placed an order for chocolates. he placed an order for flowers. he even placed an order for a cupid outfit. now he was wondering if he should send himself a card. looming gloomingly online at the hallmark send a valentine card site, he sprung an idea! He was determined to have fun this valentine season, so he sprung from his computer and out the office door! Hurriedly he made his way down through the offices, out the elevator, and into the parking lot where he stored his car. He greeted his side passenger, his blow up apple. then, he got something out of his trunk. it was a cupid costume. He raced back up the elevator to the offices and began to make his "rounds" in his valentine day suit. everywhere he went he left a pot of gold. it seems apple didn't realize that cupid was not a lepricon. and that when people shrieked in horror, it was because they had never seen a lepricon with a green arrow and a dart. This really frightened people. Space apple couldn't figure out what was wrong with people, why they kept running away from the cupid. "is cupid evil?" he wondered to himself. it came lunch time. He had decided to have fun with it, but now he needed a break. so, sits down on his desk for a wonderful plate of lazonya. he loves lazonya. lunch is over ~ it's back to work for the lepricon clad space apple. Hurriedly he gets through his paper work. He spins the rest of the day away with flying paper and ink. Then he checks his email. No messages from outer space today, and still no banana. Then suddenly, like out the blue from heaven, with lights beaming all around, Spacey apple sees a virtual envelope circling on his computer screen. "it's a sign from the almighty masters of the intergalactic space consortium!" exclaims space apple. he moves his finger to hit one lonely and shining key on his keyboard. [we watch in slow motion.] "zing!" He opens the email. "it's a card!" Exclaims space apple, "it's my virtual valentine's day card!" he expresses joy and claps his hands in happy excited approval and enjoyment. he reads the card, "it says ~ happy valentines day." [we pause] Space apple pauses a moment. (to be continued . . . )
it was Valentine's Day. the space apple waited at his desk. what was he waiting for? a Valentine's Day card of course, he had been waiting for that special day for almost a whole week now. he placed an order for chocolates. he placed an order for flowers. he even placed an order for a cupid outfit. now he was wondering if he should send himself a card. looming gloomingly online at the hallmark send a valentine card site, he sprung an idea! He was determined to have fun this valentine season, so he sprung from his computer and out the office door! Hurriedly he made his way down through the offices, out the elevator, and into the parking lot where he stored his car. He greeted his side passenger, his blow up apple. then, he got something out of his trunk. it was a cupid costume. He raced back up the elevator to the offices and began to make his "rounds" in his valentine day suit. everywhere he went he left a pot of gold. it seems apple didn't realize that cupid was not a lepricon. and that when people shrieked in horror, it was because they had never seen a lepricon with a green arrow and a dart. This really frightened people. Space apple couldn't figure out what was wrong with people, why they kept running away from the cupid. "is cupid evil?" he wondered to himself. it came lunch time. He had decided to have fun with it, but now he needed a break. so, sits down on his desk for a wonderful plate of lazonya. he loves lazonya. lunch is over ~ it's back to work for the lepricon clad space apple. Hurriedly he gets through his paper work. He spins the rest of the day away with flying paper and ink. Then he checks his email. No messages from outer space today, and still no banana. Then suddenly, like out the blue from heaven, with lights beaming all around, Spacey apple sees a virtual envelope circling on his computer screen. "it's a sign from the almighty masters of the intergalactic space consortium!" exclaims space apple. he moves his finger to hit one lonely and shining key on his keyboard. [we watch in slow motion.] "zing!" He opens the email. "it's a card!" Exclaims space apple, "it's my virtual valentine's day card!" he expresses joy and claps his hands in happy excited approval and enjoyment. he reads the card, "it says ~ happy valentines day." [we pause] Space apple pauses a moment. (to be continued . . . )
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