alien speak

The Political Alien


Attention earthlings! Please dispan your weapons. We mean to cause no harm. We have come to beam up happy meals and to search for artificial sugar intelligence. Please send notice to ant hills in nieghbor’s yard with Mars Bars. We will resume pick up at O – 100 hours to the ascendant right angle of 92.99991, central point log .2 lat .7. Please feel free to thank us for our hospitality of raining condoms as we feel it is in earth’s best interest to not procreate for the next 100 transplexed mellinias. This will keep you free and clear of all contageons. Next update available, arriving early, next week.